That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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