your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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