It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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