Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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