I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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