the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
