So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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