Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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