If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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