Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
