Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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