..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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