If i come over, it means nothing
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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