Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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