I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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