Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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