wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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