You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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