The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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