We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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