so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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