So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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