how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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