pedialite and red bull = repair kit
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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