Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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