it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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