Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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