that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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