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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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