I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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