Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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