So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she peed on how many people?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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