We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think my vagina is haunted
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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