Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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