: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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