While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Im part way to drunk.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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