have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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