I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Randomize