Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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