whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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