Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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