You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
