Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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