Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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