Got a toothbrush?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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