Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can text with my tongue
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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