so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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