guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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