We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
operation harelip BJ is a go
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I see more hoeing in ur future
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
