no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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