question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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