I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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